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Ok heres my web page. Yeah I know you were all just jumping trough hoops waiting for this. Happy reading.  

Little about me ....brace yourself

Well I'm a little bitch with a big attitude. Im also married with 2 boys. They seem to like me. I mean they havent traded me in yet. Although I think they tried to sell me once at a yeard sale, but Im not sure. I live in Oregon. I think I like it here. If I ever win the lottery , Im outta here faster than Shit through a goose though. Off to warmer climate. All the rain here is starting my make my joints rust. Anyway, I hope you like the Page and I will try to add more to it later. Sorry guys.....You wont find any naked pics on this web sight.

Things I like to do

Well for starters, I love to piss people off. Let me know how I do. Anyway I love to ski the slopes on Mt Hood, bowling is fun too. When summer comes , I get off my lazy ass and play softball too. I collect Muppet Show shit. I know. You wanna laugh, but its better than stamps or that belly button lint collection you got hiding under your bed. As you can tell, I also enjoying making people laugh. If I dont be sure to let me know and I will break a body part for ya. I prefer your arm or leg. Those really get laughs.

Who I Admire Most

The person I admire most is ....ME!!! For putting up with my shit all these years with out being committed to some hospital where people think that they are chickens. God knows I could write a great book about something like that.


Now dont i just look a serious bitch?
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Yeah I think so too

Want to get in touch? You can send me e-mail at:

Dvotion@msn.com